The Daily PakistanPolitics Mar1-15, 2020

• Mar14-2020--Imran Khan has such a poverty of imagination that he had to call the NSC(not a small committee ...seems to have a hundred members...!) on the corona virus...the maulvi was asked to start...he said never saw the Khana Kaaba so deserted...the army chief in a new uniform took the mike...the old one got infected had to order this one from Italy...!...he said very good bullet this virus...we like being killed and kill too...a corona victim should be raised to the status of a shaheed... unfortunately the Taleban used egyptian bulletts...it was Imran Khans turn...fresh from a course of facial plastic surgery, face whitening and eyebrow raising and hair plugs what to talk of haior coloring......he said Nawaz Sharif ko ho jaye to PTI ke waray nayyare...!!!there was a lot of clapping...the airforce chief said that seems impossible...why not said Imran Khan the british health minister got it...the interior minister took the stage...he said i have a few chinese prisoners i will put them to making masks...APTMA mafioso dawood smiling said i have already ordered 100 mask machines...they make them automatically...so imran khan said the virus must be very good if we have such good suggestions...chutti for a month everyone...everyone ran for the exits...!
  
• Mar14-2020--PTI says that it will restart Nawaz Sharif like development projects in rawalpindi-islamabad especially building underpasses etc. to ease traffic ongestion at specific intersections...upto now PTI has a no interest mentality in solving public issues....
  
• Mar14-2020--PMLn suspends mpas who met Imran Khan and buzdar...! they say they were asking for development funds...!PTI does not give development funds as far as i know...PMLn should ask for their resignations
  
• Mar14-2020--NAB remands Jang group owner for 12 days...a 34 year old case has been dusted off in which Mir Khalilur Rehman supposedly got himself 54 plots in Lahores Johar town...in those days plots were really cheap...!NAB wants no criticism... you do strange things and want a clear chit like the PTI lootera's...
  
• Mar14-2020--15th corona affected surfaces in karachi as reports of 6000 shiites having escaped from Taftan emerge...!corona now worries the USA and europe too with areas in Italy almost in lockdown...
  
• Mar12-2020--while there are no big changes in the economy the PTI primeminister is only worried about industrialists complaints who recently have said that interest rates are so high that they cannot afford loans and are facing a monetary crunch...poor poverty stricken textile mill owners...!while the PTI primeminister has shown no concern for the plight of the people he has given big subsidies to the industrialist class...going into the elections they were all opposed to the PTI and now are Imran Khans biggest allies...while applying harsh conditions to BISP benficiaries for tiny doles there are no such conditions for the crorepati class of industrialists as/exporters given Rs80 billion in subsidies...they can earn 10 crore or 150 crore they still get subsidies...!The electricity problems would be easily solved if the the subsidies to the armed forces, agriculture landlords and industrialists were withdrawn who use 70% of the countries resources...how he can justify stopping a small dole of Rs2000 while giving huge subsidies without any conditions such as pathetic mobile bills and visiting Nadra offices or going abroad...the pathetic industrialists like the crazy Dawood are flying off everyday....maybe he should check the phone bills of APTMA textile mill owners or even their annual earnings and whether they have visited Nadra offices...he now says he will withdraw high interest rates showing the pathetic independence of the State Bank in such matters...having crude brains like Sania and Imran Khans is a great asset for the PTI...tomater sasta kar diye hein what else should i do he says...for the people...no subsidies for ordinary people
  
• Mar12-2020--a PAF wing commander dies as he practices for the 23rd march parade...flying a F-16 over Islamabad he was in an apparently steep dive a dangerous maneouvre and crashed near the I wals are going around saying they will now get Rs2000 each... area...some say pilots can go into a coma in such a dive...others suggest that more normal causes can be engine failure or control failure or pilot error
  
• Mar12-2020--first pakistani man dies in Italy of the corona virus...there are 20 virus afffected in Gilgit and Karachi mostly who have visited Iran
  
• Mar1-2020--Iran trying to come clean on the corona virus says that there have been 43 deaths in over five hundred and eighty cases...
  
• Mar1-2020--Taleban celebrate a Taleban-US agreement to withdraw US/Nato troops in 14 months and around 8600 in 135 days...Not much else is unveiled but the agreement is titled an agreement to bring peace to afghanistan...The US withdrawal had been the key Taleban demand...The US expects the taleban not to cooperate with terrorist organizations like ISIS and Al qaeda...Taleban-afghan govt talks will begin soon...It is expected that the taleban may join a transition government until new elections are held...The current election results are plagued with uncertainty even though a peaceful transition period maybe allowed before new elections are held...
  
• Mar1-2020--two more corona virus affected emerge from recent iran travellers...government suggests that the family members stay indoors and any people who have visited iran and are effected contact them...government has allowed in a few hundred iran travellers in balochistan and they will be quarantined for seven days and those having some signs will be quarantined for 14 days